Naughty & Funny New Year Messages For Cleaver Wish

Funny New Year Messages and Quotes For Cleaver Wish

Naughty and funny new year messages for cleaver wish. New year, it’s a time for unlimited fun and enjoyment. Make this happy new year eve more entertaining with friends and others by sharing naughty and funny new year messages which is a cleaver way to make lots of fun! Send or tag these funny new year messages with friends or followers who connected with you on social media either may you send these in a small new year note along with a card. Dear, life is too short to make fun, so don’t let go this opportunity to be little naughty on the joys occasion of happy new year! This post is fully loaded by naughty and funny new year messages which you can easily share with your expected person and they will have a pleasant moment to smile from core inside.

Most Funny New Year Messages

I saved you from spending a fortune on a New Year’s party – I sent you an invitation for an online party!

Before I get drunk, dance on the bar, lose my phone, get naked and get arrested, Let me wish you Happy New Year.

This Year may your hair and teeth, your face-lift, abs and stocks not fall, may your blood pressure, your cholesterol, white blood count and mortgage interest not rise. Happy New Year!

Tom Cruise Angelina Jolie Aishwarya Rai Salman Khan Jennifer Lopez Amitabh Bachhan & Me.. All The Stars Wish U A Very Happy New Year.

If I had done you wrong, I am sorry. May you still give me a chance this New Year to do it over and over again. Happy New Year!

I’m gonna order a pizza five minutes before new year and when they arrive I will say I ordered this a year ago, lol..

To my friends, I wish peace, love and health. Blah, Blah… screw that. I wish you lot’s of sex, booze, orgasms and hope you win the lotto. Happy new year!

As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your in-numerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year.

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This New Year, be at peace with your appearance, you are perfectly in shape – round is a shape in geometry!

It’s the thing that satisfies your mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless your naughty mind. Happy new year!

I wish your dog becomes intelligent to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year. Happy New Year!

They say pain and tears help one to be stronger, So I am wishing you more tears and pain. For you to become even stronger than last year. Happy New Year!

As you turn a new leaf in your Book of Life with the advent of New Year, here is wishing you addition of meaningful chapters. Happy New Year!

New Year gives you the option all over to again to view the glass in either perspective – half full or half empty.

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My New Year’s resolution is to eat less so that I can be sexier. But whenever I see your fat body, I guess I am already successful with my resolution so I won’t do it anymore. Happy New Year to you!

May this New Year bring actual change in you – not recurrence of old habits in a new package.

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Happy New Year from someone who is Adorable, Handsome and intelligent and want to see you smiling always.

Kick everyone’s ass this year except mine. Have a kick-ass new year.

I promise not to drink beer anymore, But since it’s not yet the eve, can I have a bottle more? Happy New Year, dear!

Naughty New Year Messages

Start your new year with a lots of… S E X,
S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT
So make S E X a daily habit and you’ll always be Succ SEX ful! in LIFE.

Don’t be so worried about what you eat between Christmas and New Year’s, but worry more about what you eat between New Year’s and Christmas.

May your New Year show you the shapeliest reflection in the mirror – so jog to the gym every day!

This Year may god motivate you to indulge less in office gossips. Happy New Year!

I will no longer wish you more success. You’ve had so much already. It should be mine this year! Happy new year to me!

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New Year Resolution: tolerate friends and family with extreme care even when they burn down your privacy!

My grandparents had resolutions like donating more time & money to charities. I’ve decided to make my own coffee once a week.

May New Year makes you realize to stop being a black sheep of this family and start to be a dove that brings peace. Have a blessed new year!

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I’m sorry, a special sorry for you! Plz Excuse my all mistakes in the beginning of new year & Get Ready in New Year for New Mistakes! Bcoz I can’t change myself, Happy New Year!

I hope that this New Year, I will be with a woman other than you. I am tired to be your boyfriend. I think I want to try being your husband instead.

Take care how you meet and greet with people this New Year since broken spirits have no available spare parts!

I do not make new year’s resolutions. The only thing I do in excess is be awesome, I’m not going to stop that in 2017.

May this New Year bring you more problems, more tears, and more pains. Don’t get me wrong. I just want you to be a
stronger person.

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I pledge that I shall not spend my New Year’s Day glues to my computers in my pajamas – I plan to dress up for my
computer!

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year’s resolution.

May the New Year be like a trip inside Santa’s gift bag that is well stocked with all that you have been eyeing since Black Friday sale.

Funny New Year Quotes

This Year I wish your neighbor does not ask you to babysit his tantrum throwing daughter in weekends. Happy New Year!

May you find more time to help out the ignored and unattended people this New Year – and begin your charity at home – with your spouse.

I wish you can maintain your resolution to quit smoking a few days more this new year!

My brother’s New Year’s resolution is to move out of my parents house. You’d think after 49 years he’d try another one.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you! May you complete all your new year’s resolutions.

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May you have the grace and wisdom to act kindly, learning to distinguish between what is personal and what is not. May you have good friends to mirror your blind spots.

May you spend lesser time online this New Year and more with the real people who fill up your real world.

I wish you finally learn how to use your Smartphone properly this New Year.

It’s New Year’s Eve! Time for fireworks and treats Just be careful though, Be safe or you’ll lose a finger or two. Have a wonderful new year!

May you abandon fear, addictions and all other kinds of suppression and slavery the coming year.

Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.

This New Year hope you are not tempted to pile up on health food cook books and then end up heating frozen food at meal times.

We hope that our compilation of funny new year messages will pleased you and help to make this moment more funnier with your near and dear ones. Thank you for staying with us, have a funny happy new year!

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