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Funny Farewell Messages – Humorous Goodbye Quotes

Though giving farewell is a matter of parting but there is nothing to be sad if you don’t get the chance to meet again. Perhaps say goodbye to your colleague, boss, coworker, teacher or anyone with a smile cause when someone make a choice to leave, transfer or retire you should wish him/her a happy life ahead. It will be good to greet them by Funny Farewell Messages or with some witty and humorous goodbye wishes which could make them smile during their last day at office, company or school. Try your best to keep the farewell party as a happy occasion so that they could remember this day and feel so special about your presence in their life. Share these funny farewell messages with your desired retired person and let them know that how much you value the relationship and show your thankfulness for all the support, care or complement.

Funny Farewell Messages

If I had to play a final prank on you before bidding you farewell, I would tie your legs to your cubicle when you aren’t looking so that you can never leave us. Goodbye.

Saying goodbye to you is such a crazy thing! Promise me this is not the end of everything. I know you will always come to see me to get some advice and remember it’s not for free! I will miss you buddy!

We all wish your resignation gets rejected and your dog eats up your new appointment letter. Farewell to a boss who we don’t want to let go.

Now that you are leaving, miscellaneous expenses of the company will decrease, productivity will increase, deadlines will be met and efficiency will spike. On a serious note, the exact opposite will happen. Farewell.

On one hand I feel happy that I no longer have to listen to your angry rants, but on the other the thought of having a new boss makes me wet my pants. Farewell.

I wish my employment contract had a clause which bounded my job with yours so I could follow you wherever you go. Goodbye.

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It’s time to say goodbye, but I think goodbyes are sad and I’d much rather say hello. Hello to a new adventure.

How much more money are they giving you? Write that number down. Double it. Throw the paper away. I don’t have that kind of money, but I can bribe you with brownies, my delightful smile, jokes, and my friendship. Reconsider staying!

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I hereby grant you full visitation rights to come and see me anytime you wish – the only condition being you have to get a chocolate every time… BTW – Nikon sucks!

Today our team is going to lose its sense of humor and its heart beat. Farewell to the guy who made every day seem like Sunday with his jokes and enthusiasm.

Thank you for leaving us and going away! You are really a naughty cookie …. I simply wish that your boss would love you as we love and accept your real attitude. Honestly, I’m gonna miss working with you.Thank you for all the inspiration! God bless!

Today officially marks the end of the time when you can shout and scream at us at the pretext of being our boss. Farewell.

Humorous Farewell Messages

We were planning to throw you an amazing party next month and shower you heaps of gifts… but now that you’re leaving that’s not going to happen. So let us know if you change your mind. Farewell.

Great to hear that you’re going away. I can’t wait to hear that you have been crowned as the “gossip queen” at the workplace. Goodbye!

Without a fun-loving co-worker like you, our after work drinks will turn sober, quiet and slightly more sophisticated. Farewell buddy, we will miss you.

Now that you have stepped down as Captain of the ship, who will sail us through choppy waters? Farewell, boss.

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We wish you lots of money and a loving boss in the coming future. So go now and never come back! Best of luck.

Thank you.. It’s touch me. Yeah, true friendship will never die. I really appreciate this. Awesome and really cool. I like it a lot. But it’s pretty sad realize that I’m not gonna see my best friend for a long time.

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I’m a little bit sad hearing that you will no longer our boss but on the other hand, I’m happy to know that for sure you will be a good set of example in your new office as what you have shown to us. More power and God bless you!

Your pics are hot, your work is not – and don’t let anyone fool you otherwise! Just kidding… keep the bandana on – it prevents people from knowing how much hair is missing!

Dear boss… in your new job, as you come across more annoying employees than us – you will realize how dealing with us has never been a fuss. Farewell dear boss.

I know that you are going to get an awesome salary in your new job but there is no guarantee that you will get awesome colleagues like us too. Do you still want to go? Farewell.

We really believe leaving this company is the first big step into a great future for you. We with you lots of success.

I hope that your next boss will hate you so much so that he’ll kick you back here. Just kidding! Be good there and all the best for your new workplace.

Witty Farewell Wishes Messages

There are two types of bosses – one, whose departure makes employees happy and the second, whose resignation makes employees sad. You are definitely the second time and we are all going to miss you real bad. Farewell.

As a colleague, you are a shield that protects us from the boss’ rants and a weapon that helps us in our war with monthly targets. Farewell.

I still don’t understand why you decided to leave the company. Do you think you can have tons of fun in your new office without us? Okay, let’s see who is going to miss what.

Remember me with smiles and laughter, for that’s how I’ll remember you. If you can only remember me in sadness and tears, then don’t remember me at all.

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All these years you were my boss first, friend second. Now that you have resigned, I look forward to being just your friend. Farewell.

Instead of saying farewell to you, I wish I could say fare-bad so that you come back and continue working with us. But I won’t… because I always wish the best for you. Farewell.

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Having awesome colleagues is a bad habit, because it’ll be impossible to work with someone else now that you’re leaving. Goodbye.

You are a great buddy, you really know how to spoil people! We are all going to miss you a lot! Wishing you great success in your future. Keep in touch.

It doesn’t matter whether or not I get the opportunity to work with luminaries like Steve Jobs or Jack Welch because I have already worked with a luminary like you. Farewell.

I know that quitting this job has been one of the BEST decisions of your life but just so you know, it will have the WORST impact on your colleagues. While you are set to GAIN a better position, we are set to LOSE a terrific comrade. Farewell.

This department may achieve great success and accomplish new feats in the future. But because of your absence, we won’t cherish it as much as we have been doing until now. Farewell, boss.

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Remember, all these funny retirement messages and wishes are too silly to share with everyone but be careful before you share so that your words don’t hurt anyone’s feelings. After all you have the seance to make it wonderful and thoughtful mind to be so careful.