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101 Funny Friendship Messages, Texts and Quotes

Funny Messages for Friend: Friendship is a relation which has no boundary and doesn’t require any commitment cause it’s all about sharing and caring without any kind of conditions. We know you are here to get some funny friendship messages to share with your crazy friends and have lots of fun! Then you are just too close to the compilation of funny messages which are too cool to make your friends laugh out louder. Just scroll down and enjoy funny friendship messages, texts, captions, and quotes.

Funny Friendship Messages

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together 😉

Being your best friend is no longer a choice for me; it has become a necessity! You know too much about me.

A good friend will pick you up when you fall, but a best friend will help you up, laugh, and trip you again.

funny messages for friend

Once a stupid person made a great decision in life, that is to become a friend with someone equally as stupid as him. Congratulations!

If we’re on a plane that was about to crash and there was just one parachute. I promise to give the best speech at your funeral.

A lovely star dropped on earth one night and asked me what I want: a million dollars or a good friend? I choose to have a million dollars. Because I already have you!

I have all the qualities of a great friend and more. You should really be feeling lucky everyday for having a friend like me in your life!

It’s been so many years that I have remained a friend with you. I wish you knew how hard it was for me to put up with your stupidity all these years!

It’s hard not to be a friend with someone who already knows all the dark secrets of you. Being friends with you is not a choice for me anymore; it has become an obligation now!

A good friend will come to bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, “That was awesome.”

Thank you for making me realize that I’m a loser. After all, who would choose to be a friend with someone so weird as you without a loser like me.

I heard that a true friend is someone who helps you hide a dead body. I will manage a friend like that but will you be that dead body for me?

I don’t ever want a friend better than you because I’m already fed up! You are a great friend but your craziness is beyond endurable!

Thank you for laughing at my jokes even when they are not funny. After all, it’s the only thing that makes you important to me.

I am a mess but you are messier, I guess that’s why we are best friends.

You’re a traffic signal, my friend. Your antiques always stop me in my tracks.

Good friends are very important in life, so consider yourself extremely fortunate.

I have all the characteristics of a loyal person. You are so lucky but poor me!

I would take a bullet for you, not in my head, but maybe in my leg or shoulder.

True friends are like loud farts. They don’t smell as much, always make you laugh and life is impossible to live without them.

Real Friend care like a MOM, Scold like a DAD, Teas like a SISTER, Irritate like a BROTHER, Love more than a LOVER.

A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you’re comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart.

I’m fortunate to have someone in my life who is not only my friend but also my personal babysitter. Thanks for being there.

There is no doubt that you are the most fortunate person as you have me in your life. You surely need no more blessings in your life.

Thank you for being there through all of the significant others I have mistakenly chosen over you in obvious moments of weakness.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

I would have to kill you if you ever betrayed me, bestie because you know too many secrets about me.

Funny Messages For Best Friends

Sometimes, I feel scared of dying and going to hell. But then I can’t help but smile because I know for a fact that my best friend will most certainly accompany me.

A best friend is someone who drives you insane but makes sure that they don’t send you to the asylum. Thanks, bestie, for always being there for me.

Best Friend: A person in front of whom you can fart without the fear of being judged.

Friends stab you in the back, boyfriends stab you in the heart, but best friends don’t carry knives.

Best friend, you are undoubtedly the second most awesome person on the planet. The first is me.

People may believe that because you are my best friend, I would never let you go from my side, but I swear to God, I could trade you for a hamburger any day.

Thank you for being a playground where I can feel safe and play. I hate you, bestie. Hugs and kisses.

A best friend would either stop you from committing a crime or join you in jail after you had committed one. There is no in-between.

My friend, I was visiting the graveyard the other day. And it made me realize that should our friendship ever end; it would be the death of you.

We’re not perfect, We laugh too hard, We’re way too loud and we make complete fools of ourselves but doing it together makes us Best friends forever!

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. Angels surround me but I call them my best friends.

Laughing is one of the best exercises, it’s like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it’s even better with a friend.

Fish said to water: you won’t see my tears because I am in the water. Water replied: But, I can feel your tears because you are in my heart. That’s FRIENDSHIP!

I used to be normal until I met those losers I call my BEST FRIENDS!

Thank you for being a friend of mine even though I’m the slowest person to enter a pool.

Ironically: thanks for being the one who is always beside me when you need something.

Your validity of being my friend will expire today; please recharge your friendship immediately by delivering 4-5 sweet, cool and funny friendship messages. So hurry!

The only reason I am your best friend is that I pity you, buddy; without me, you wouldn’t know how to live your life.

The only reason you are my best friend is that no one knows which lipsticks go with which outfits better than you.

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Funny Messages for Friendship Day

I like you most because you are always there to join in my weirdness. Happy Friendship Day 2022!

I envy you because you got to meet such a wonderful person like me. Truly, God has blessed you a lot in life. Anyway, happy friendship day!

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends. Happy friendship day to all the losers whom I called my best friend.

Newton might have discovered gravity, but we have a stronger connection. Happy friendship day, my friend!

I often feel like the joker from Batman when I’m around you. It’s because you keep me smiling, bud. Happy friendship day!

I was surprised to meet someone as crazy as I am when I first met you. We’re destined to be best friends. Happy friendship day!

Happy friendship day! You are my friend because no one else will listen to my nonsense as you do.

Our friendship is like Timon and Pumba from Lion King. Nobody can break us apart. Happy friendship day, dear friend.

“Sugar, spice, and everything nice.” ~ It’s an iconic line from Powerpuff girls, but that’s exactly what I feel about you. Happy friendship day, bro!

There is an ongoing debate in football circles about whether Pele or Maradona is the best. But what they don’t know is that my friend is definitely the best. Happy friendship day, mate!

Read More: Friendship Day Wishes

Funny Friendship Quotes

“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” – Robert Bloch

“Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.” – Robert Brault

“Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.” – Virginia Woolf

“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.” – Unknown

“A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.” – Jim Hayes

“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.” – Unknown

“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.” – Mark Twain

“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have nonsense respected.” – Charles Lamb

“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person who made you cry.” – Unknown

“If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal.” – Oprah Winfrey

“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” – Laurence J. Peter

“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” – Greg Tamblyn

“True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.” – Emilie Saint-Genis

“Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.” – Edwin Arlington Robinson

“The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.” – Mark Twain

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Funny Texts for Friends

My dear friend, you attract me more than gravity. I love you! Happy friendship day wishes to you!

I knew it was a friendship at first sight when I saw that we were the same kinda crazy.

Some people go to priests. Others to poetry. I’m to my friends.

Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

Finding Friends with Same Mental Disorder is PRICELESS.

I thought slavery was abolished. Still feel like being a slave to our friendship forever. Love you, man.

During school holidays, I often feel like a T-rex. It’s because I can’t reach you at that time.

Thanks for helping me out homework. Although you being this kind to me does make me kind of suspicious.

Getting to know a politician like you has been a scary experience. Thankfully we support the same party.

Having a friend is like having a general to defend you. Thanks for making me a part of your army.

Buddy, you’re like the grim reaper. You can see straight into my soul.

Friendship is like wine: it gets better as it grows older. Just like us… I get better, you get older.

My friend’s friend is my friend. My friend’s girlfriend is my friend. My friend’s boyfriend is just a scum.

You drink too much, you cuss too much also you have questionable morals, you’re everything I ever wanted in a friend!

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face!

True friends are like Chinese takeout, they are; dependable, enjoyable, and just a phone call away.

“FRIENDSHIP” is a sim, which has no activation charges. Free incoming and outgoing with roaming worldwide and its validity “NEVER END.”

Funny Friendship Captions

I saw a dog on the road. He was looking for his bitch. Fortunately, I got mine by my side.

You’re annoying. You’re weird. You’re crazy. You’re stupid. You’re clingy. You’re… just like me.

I adore the fact that you would die for me, but I can’t make any promises, best friend.

You are my personal therapist, but you are also the reason I need therapy.

I knew the moment I met you that we had to be best friends because no one else could match our level of awesomeness.

Do you know why I only have one best friend, and that is you? It’s not because you are enough; it’s because I have had enough.

Best friends do not stop you from doing crazy things; they join you and go to jail or hell.

If you ever fall, my friend, I will always pull you up, but I will definitely laugh for a while.

The only reason I am able to pass my class is that you are my friend; thank you for always doing my homework.

If anyone ever made a movie about our life, they should name it “Two Ugly Best Friends.”

I know you’re my true friend because you’ve seen me lose my mind when I’m hungry and you’re not afraid of me.

You see good friends are extremely important. I need to start making some new friends.

Friends are the people who infuse the fun in life. Therefore exchanging funny texts and messages with friends is worth the most on social media. Share these Funny Friendship Messages with your friends on a Facebook post or Instagram caption. You can tweet them or even can send in a note or card. These funny friendship messages are too funny to make your moment go crazy with your best friends. Best of luck and thanks for visiting us!

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