80+ Funny Good Night Messages and Wishes

Everyday life for us is filled with boredom, stress, and busyness! When we return to our homes at the end of the day, our tired bodies and minds feel absolutely drained. A good night message from a special someone, a dear colleague, or our lovely friends can do a magic trick on our restless selves! Receiving funny good night texts not only makes us feel special but also gives us a good laugh before drifting off to sleep. We have various funny goodnight messages that you can send to make your loved ones laugh away their stress.

Funny Good Night Messages

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! Good night and sweet dreams!

Good night and sleep well! I hope you have dreams as sweet as I am!

The sun is red, the sky is blue, I cannot stay happy without disturbing you. Goodnight my love.

Good night! Please don’t show up in my dream; I don’t want a nightmare tonight.

Good night please dont show up in my dream

Now 4.7 million people are going to sleep, 2.5 million are dreaming, 1.3 million are watching TV. But one cute hearties reading my sweet jokes, good night!

Don’t waste thinking about your lost past, Don’t waste time for planning your future. Better kill some mosquitoes with that time So that you can sleep better. Good Night.

Good night my darling, if you see a nightmare tonight, do not call me. I need to sleep.

Sleeping is the only thing you’re good at besides breathing, so good night.

Just checking in to make sure you haven’t sleepwalked to the fridge and eaten all the cookies. Goodnight!

Tonight, I’ll be dreaming of you…winning the lottery and buying me a private island. Just kidding (mostly). Good Night!

May tomorrow be finally the day you win at life. Sleep well!

Good night! May you be safe from the ghost under your bed!

Good night sweetheart! Don’t look at the window at night. Also, don’t look under the bed. There may be something! Just kidding! Have a sweet dream my love!

If you feel lonely don’t worry. I am here to disturb you all the time. Now sleep well. Good night dear. Have a wonderful scary dream!

When I say GOOD night, I actually want you to be a GOOD boy at night. So don’t think about any girl except me. Good night handsome.

The quietness of this beautiful night reminds me of you. How can I sleep peacefully at this night without disturbing you?

Have a good night. Be wary of bed bugs hiding beneath your bed.


You’ve seen enough of the cruel world so better close your eyes already.

Let the most beautiful dream come to you tonight. Let the sweetest person come in your dream tonight but don’t make it a habit, Because I’m not free every night, Good Night!

The only way I can guarantee you a sweet dream is by dreaming about me. So, what are you waiting for? Sleep tight!

Send me a text if nightmare kicks in and you cannot sleep at night. I will be your guardian angel no worries. Have a great time of sleep, dear. 

Nothing can take your valuable place in my life except a good night’s sleep. I am off to it, you do that too. Love yaa. Sweet dreams.

Thinking about you mode activated! Missing you in progress! If you are awake reply to deactivate thinking mode. Good night!


Good night. Do not feel lonely while going to sleep tonight. You have the boogeyman under your bed keeping you company.

Good night, and drool well. I’d say sleep well, but you sleepless and drool more.

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. Good night!

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ123456789*# Thanks God all the keypads are ok… Oh, anyway…Good Night! 😉

I would message you good night but it’s not a good night yet because if it was a good night, I would be sleeping already and not messaging you.

I’m awake, so you should talk to me; I ban you from sleeping until I can’t. Wake up.

Funny Good Night Messages For Him

Nighty night, My Sweet Prince! May your dreams be so sweet that even your dentist would approve. Don’t forget to floss in your dreams!

Baby, you must be tired from looking so handsome all day, so why don’t you take a break and get some good sleep? Good Night to you!

Darling, you must sleep early and get up on time so the sun doesn’t get to shine brighter than you! Sweet dreams, love!

Text me if you have a nightmare, I will send my special angels to take care of you.

If you hear snoring tonight, don’t worry; it’s just the sound of me missing you already. Sleep soundly!


The night seems to be pretty boring so let’s have a date! Get into your pajamas, lie down on your bed and meet me in your dreams!

Hey handsome, even though I’m the prettier one in our relationship, you have to take care of yourself too! Off to bed right now!

Babe, if you don’t go to bed right now, no hugs for you tomorrow! So be a good boy and have a tight sleep! Good night to you!

I love you very much, but that doesn’t mean I will stay up all night just to talk to you. I need to sleep.

Hi babe, I’m talking to you, well just wanted to say goodnight and I love you, do not cuddle the pillows, I’m right over here in my house oops!

Sleep tight without worry, my love. I will protect you from the ghosts under your bed.

I am officially jealous of your pillow tonight. But hey, at least it doesn’t complain about your jokes! Good Night, My Handsome!

Good night to the man who makes me laugh harder than anyone, even when he tells the same joke for the 100th time. Sleep Tight, My Goofball!

Just a friendly reminder that you are forever stuck with me. So get that handsome head of yours to sleep already! Good Night!

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Funny Good Night Messages For Her

Hey babe, you’re the prettiest girl in the world in my eyes but I don’t want you to get dark circles around your eyes! Sleep tight love!

My angel, your cold empty bed is whining loudly because the pillows cannot fall asleep without you. Please join them soon and have sweet dreams!

Disclaimer: This goodnight message does not guarantee sweet dreams. But it does come with a free virtual hug! Good Night!

Roses are red, violets are blue, and it’s time for bed, so good night to you! Remember, dreaming of me is optional but highly recommended!

No need for sheep counting tonight! I’ve scared away all the monsters under your bed with the power of my love (and maybe a flashlight). Sleep Tight, Babe!

I blame you for my difficulty sleeping. Your thoughts don’t let me sleep at night.

Studies show that cuddling with a stuffed animal improves sleep quality. So, pretend I’m your super soft, incredibly handsome, and slightly less huggable stuffed animal. Good Night!


Thinking about me all day must be pretty tiring for you, so why don’t we meet in the dreamland, honey? Good night to you!

Good night to you, sweetheart! I guess sleeping in your bed is as comfortable as falling asleep in my arms or else I’m coming over!

Only thing that is more important to me is my sleep, so I am going to bed. Good night.

Baby, I can hear your mind exploding with stress from here, so switch off your brain for the day and go to sleep already! Sweet dreams, my love!

Sleepy text from a sleepy boyfriend to a sleepy girlfriend at a sleepy time on a sleepy day, in a sleepy mood to say sleep tight my dear goodnight.

Feel free to let your toes peek out from under the covers. No boogeyman will dare to come out with me right beside you. Bed bugs? Not with me around. Sleep well, my lovely!

How are you supposed to visit me in my dreamland if you don’t sleep? I’ll have to meet you there. So go to bed. Now. Good night.

What’s the point of sleeping and dreaming if you’re not going to see me in your dreams?

Do you have a bad bed? Because you sleep more comfortably in my arms.

Feeling mentally exhausted? Don’t worry; the Brain Drain Detective is on the case. I’ll remove all unnecessary thoughts and worries tonight, leaving only the sweet dreams.

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Funny Good Night Wishes For Friends

My friend, I don’t want you to fall asleep during class tomorrow so call it a day and go to sleep! Good night to you!

Buddy, days are for working, eating, and enjoying yourselves while nights are specifically for resting purposes. So rest yourself and sleep early!

I’m afraid to sleep alone, buddy. Could you sing a lullaby for me? I’m sure your singing will scare all the ghosts away from my house.


Dear friend, as your sole well-wisher, I want to inform you that you’re gonna regret playing games all night so much tomorrow. Please sleep!

Hey you, don’t hit the ‘Next episode’ button on Netflix anymore and give your eyes some rest! Hope you fall asleep and drift to dreamland soon!

Dear friend, I absolutely refuse to listen to your ranting about your lack of sleep tomorrow so don’t be annoying and sleep on time! Goodnight!

Buddy, you better go to sleep, or I’ll tattle that you stayed up all night watching Netflix if you’re late for class tomorrow.

It’s time to do your favorite thing in the world, mate. It’s time to go to bed and sleep.

Scientists say counting sheep is overrated. Try counting your blessings instead, like having me as a friend. Good Night bestie!

Remember, the best part of the day is knowing that I get to annoy you again tomorrow. Sleep well, my soon-to-be-tortured friend!

Tonight, I’m officially declaring your bed a “No Worries Zone.” So leave all your stresses at the door (or throw them out the window, I won’t judge). Goodnight!

Funny Good Night Wishes

Saying good night is not a formality or due to a free message. It’s the art of saying that I remember you in “My last minute of the Day”! Good Night.

Twinkle, twinkle little star. How do I wonder where you are? Up above the sky so high, where you are, I wish you were mine. Twinkle, twinkle little star. Can I keep you near or far? Goodnight my little shining star.

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Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I’m talking in my sleep. Good night!

Sun wouldn’t be red, Sea wouldn’t be blue, I wouldn’t be happy, Without disturbing you! Good Night!

As the thief was leaving the house, the child woke up and said to the thief “Take my school bag also, or else I’ll wake up my mum”. Good Night!

I wish God made me an SMS to reach you in Seconds. Cost you nothing, you will read me and I could see you smiling, which is worth millions for me!!! Good night and smile for me!

Snuggle in tight and wait for me. I can’t wait to come to wrap my arms around you and whisper sweet nothings in your ear. Good night!

Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to comfort you, and my blanket to keep you warm. I can’t sleep now because I don’t have a bed! Good Night!

Sleep in peace tonight, God is bigger than anything you will face tomorrow. Good Night!

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. Good night!

The bed bugs are gone and the boogeyman has gone away. All that’s left is just you and me. Let’s close our peepers and get to sleepers!

It’s easy to feel dull and anxious leading a hectic life and following the same routine every day. But one can easily kick out the stress at the end of the day through some mere funny Good night messages! Sending good night texts is a wonderful way to check up on someone whom you care about and ask them about their days. It’s also a good chance to let your significant other know that you’re thinking about them in your sweet thoughts or inform your friends that you care for their well being. And if you manage to send some jokes or funny texts to wish them a good sleep, it will definitely make them laugh right before sleeping! So check the samples above to have some crazy creative ideas!