Pregnancy can be tough, but a good laugh can make those long nine months a little easier. If you know a mom-to-be who could use some fun, send her one of these funny pregnancy wishes. They are perfect for making her smile, teasing her a little, and adding some fun to her pregnancy days.
Funny Pregnancy Wishes
Congratulations on carrying a tiny human inside your tummy. May I call you a baby taxi?
Good luck mommy-to-be. The tiny human you are creating will inherit your stubbornness and use it entirely against you.
Congratulations on your pregnancy! Now you can think faster with two heads!
Being pregnant means that you can put your feet up and watch TV while your husband does the dishes.
Congratulations on being pregnant and welcome to the beginning of the end of your freedom for the rest of your life.
May your mood swings be in your husband’s favor! Best wishes for your safe delivery!
Here’s to not fitting in your dresses for the next 9 months! Have a safe pregnancy ahead!
Nausea, bloating, gas, frequent urination, pelvic pain, insomnia, acne, fatigue, facial hair, bleeding gums, backaches….yes, pregnancy is wonderful! Congratulations!
Your pregnancy will be a celebration for your family, a disaster for your career, and a calamity for your husband. Good luck and congratulations.
Hearty congratulations on your pregnancy. Take pleasure in the fact that your husband will pay attention to you no matter how quietly you speak.
Having babies won’t change your schedule at all, before you used to stay up all night watching movies and now you will stay up all night changing diapers.
The craziest roller coaster ride in the world is not at Disneyland or Universal Studios, it is the nine months of pregnancy. Good luck and enjoy the twists and turns of your pregnancy.
Don’t expect any sympathy for your mood swings, morning sickness, or backaches during your pregnancy… because you have invited all these troubles yourself. Congratulations.
Funny Pregnancy Congratulations Messages
Pregnancy – the roller coaster ride which has no seat belts. Congratulations.
Congratulations to you on being pregnant! Good luck to your husband for preparing to handle all your mood swings.
Congrats on being pregnant and best wishes to the tiny human who is using your bladder as a pillow.
OMG! You are having a baby! Sleep well now, it may be your last chance for the next three years! Congratulations.
Congratulations on getting pregnant! Good luck on surviving your midnight food cravings!
Congratulations for getting pregnant. Enjoy the luxury of getting your husband’s attention every time you make even a small sound – whether it is a painful moan or a smelly fart.
Congratulations new mommy-to-be. Don’t feel shy about your midnight cravings. You are maintaining a strategic food security supply chain. Enjoy eating for two!
Now that you are pregnant, can I borrow all your nice dresses? You won’t be able to fit in them anyways. Congratulations.
Congratulations on getting pregnant! May your baby be as wonderful as you are and inherit all of your husband’s nice looks.
I heard you have got a new boss – inside your tummy. Congratulations on getting this fantastic job.
Do you realize you are consistently giving me reasons to buy you gifts? First for the wedding and now for a soon to be baby shower! Congratulations honey. Give me more reason to be happy like this.
Funny Pregnancy Wishes for Social Media
Congratulations on entering a period of life when you will have no periods.
Your baby is already practicing karate in there! Get ready for the real kicks soon!
Pregnancy – the longest, fattest and most irritating nine months of your life. Congratulations.
Morning sickness? More like all day sickness! But hey at least it’s a great excuse to nap!
Congratulations on expecting a human being who will rule your heart for the rest of your life.
I am so overjoyed to hear about your pregnancy! I know you will slay your fat era!
Get ready for a full-time job of babysitting your own belly! Enjoy every second!
I cannot help but wonder how jealous you will become of our newborn when I spend more time with it! :D
I hope you enjoy being parents, even the part where you have to wake up at midnight and change the baby’s diapers.
Cheers to you for retiring from the “children” era and entering the “parents” era. You are old. Congratulations!
Funny Pregnancy Wishes for Loved Ones
For Sister
Congratulations on your pregnancy, sister! Please don’t call me crying on your sleepless nights!
You have officially graduated from the Small to Plus sizes for clothes at all your favorite shopping malls. Congratulations on getting pregnant, sister.
The best part about being pregnant is that you will never have nightmares because you will not be able to sleep in the first place. Congratulations.
Best wishes to you, my beloved sister. May you excel at motherhood and breeze through your pregnancy like a champion.
Looking for more heartfelt wishes for your sister? Check out our full collection of Pregnancy Wishes for Sister!
For Wife
Congrats my love, consider me your personal assistant for the next 9 months and make the most of it!
Love, you might be the one tolerating the kicks on your tummy, but I am with you in spirit!
If you think I am irritating, prepare for the “one” coming! I am waiting to form a partnership with my “little one” and annoy you for the rest of our lives!
You know something, dear wifey, it’s time you start ordering and buying large-sized clothes instead of slim, fit small-sized dresses! Your tummy with our baby will rip through those if you do! 😃
Read More: Sweet Pregnancy Wishes for Wife
For a Friend
My friend, now you get to live like the queen of the house and order around! Congratulations!
I know you will totally be the coolest and scariest mom ever! So happy for you, my friend!
All your life you were learning how to be a good human being. Pregnancy will teach you how to be a good mother. Congratulations friend.
I cannot believe you, a whole child is about to have a child. This is like the universe sending you a wake-up call to finally grow up, my friend.
Need sweet messages for your friend? Read our Pregnancy Wishes for Friend article!
Professional Yet Witty Pregnancy Wishes for a Coworker
If motherhood is similar to office work, bet you have a ‘Best Mom’ award coming up!
Congratulations on getting rid of boring office work for the next few months! Best wishes workmate!
Catch up on all the sleep you have been deprived of during workdays! Have a safe pregnancy ahead, dear colleague!
Nine months of pregnancy is God’s way of telling a woman that she can officially enslave her husband. Congratulations on having yours, my sweet coworker.
Great news! Now you have the perfect excuse to take it easy while your other coworker handles the heavy lifting. Wishing you a happy and healthy pregnancy!
Dear colleague, sending you love and warm wishes for your pregnancy. Mark all your territory in your house before the little one colonizes everything.
Are someone at your workplace taking maternity leave? Read our 100+ Best Maternity Leave Wishes and Messages article to wish them!
Funny Pregnancy Quotes
“Pregnancy is a great balance in life – it brings out the worst mood swings in a wife and the best levels of tolerance in a husband. Congratulations on getting pregnant and finding your balance.”
“Pregnancy is when you are officially allowed to swear and curse at your husband and blame it all on hormones. Make the most of it.”
“It’s a great thing about being pregnant—you don’t need excuses to pee or eat.” – Angelina Jolie
“Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.” – Rita Rudner
“You will gain weight, you will have mood swings, none of your clothes will fit and people will mistake you for being fat – welcome to the unglamorous world of pregnancy.”
“By getting pregnant you have sacrificed parties, shopping sprees, and weekend outings for breastfeeding, changing nappies and doing extra laundry. Congratulations.”
“The only time you will feel blessed when someone kicks you is when your baby kicks inside your tummy during your pregnancy. Congratulations on getting pregnant.”
“You will go through a lot of changes in the coming nine months of your pregnancy. You will become crazier, weirder and creepier. Congratulations.”
“Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.” – Queen Victoria
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Pregnancy can be a challenging time, but there are plenty of moments to laugh about along the way. A funny message can help a mom-to-be forget her worries for a moment and enjoy a good laugh. Whether you are congratulating your sister, friend, colleague, or someone close to you, these wishes can help you make her smile.
We hope you found a funny pregnancy wish that fits the mom-to-be in your life. Send it in a message, share it with her on social media, or use it to make her laugh when she needs it most.