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Funny Valentine Messages, Wishes and Quotes

Funny Valentine Wishes & Messages : It doesn’t matter if you are single or not, you should never miss the fun and humor of a valentine’s day. Not every Valentine’s Day wish needs to be romantic; sometimes you can make them funny and humorous too, especially, when it’s about your single friend. You can try making your Valentine’s Day wishes funny with some witty words just like our collection of funny Valentine’s Day wishes here. When you’re single friends see these messages, no matter how sad they may be for not having a partner, their heart will instantly rejoice recognizing the sublime humor of yours. So, why getting stuck at the same old romantic valentine wishes! Try something new; try something funny, just like these funny Valentine wishes here!

Funny Valentine Day Messages

I was just wondering if we could deny being boyfriend & girlfriend for a day. Tomorrow, let’s be just a friend for each other. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Celebrating Valentine’s Day looks great in movies. But in real life, it’s just horrible & costly. Try buying a bouquet of flower & you’ll know!

I love going out with you on any day except the Valentine’s Day. The rapid demise of my pocket money burns my soul so badly. Happy Valentine’s Day!

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I am not saying that I care about money more than I do about you. But it’s my father’s advice to spend my money on good purposes only! Happy Valentine’s Day!

You don’t need flowers to smell sweet & don’t need ornaments to look beautiful. And then I thought, you don’t need a valentine’s day either to be loved!

You cannot define love in one word & you cannot celebrate love in one day. That’s why I don’t have any plans with you on this Valentine’s Day!

Funny Valentine’s Day Messages for Friends

Girlfriends are temporary, friends are permanent. Accept this truth my friend. Let’s spend this Valentine’s Day high on drugs & drunk as a lord!

If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine‘s day, just remember that nobody loves you on any of those other 355 days of the year.

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I don’t mind being a security guard while you’re dating as long as you’re paying for me being drunk & grabbing some hookers from the club.

It’s always a wonder how the least intelligent guy in the friend circle gets the most beautiful girl in the class. Happy Valentine’s Day!

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Dear friend, wishing you a happy valentine’s day. I hope you will enjoy with your girlfriend since she won’t leave you to accompany your friends for a night out party.

Whoever said Valentine’s day is only for lovers? I love you my best friend! Happy Valentine’s day.

Funny Valentine Wishes for Singles

You may not have someone to love but at least your pocket is safe & secured. Enjoy your life man! I’ve started to envy you already!

Every Valentine’s Day creates a hole in my pocket that I need the whole year to repair. I’m glad that you’re still single!

The power of human brain is unlimited. Even a loser can create an imaginary valentine for himself anytime. Then my friend, why you’re so sad?

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Even God couldn’t find someone for you in all these years. May be she is not born yet, or maybe she is from mars! Happy Valentine’s Day!

I have never seen anyone more romantic & caring as person than you are. May be this is the reason why you are still single!

If you remain single for next 2 years, you should really consider dating yourself. Because, you are one of a kind & there’s no one like you!

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. Happy Valentine’s Day to Me!

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Funny Valentines Day Texts

What present will you give for your right hand during Valentine’s Day?

Here’s Valentine’s Day filled with good wine, good food and especially good friends like you.

Roses are red, fitness is great, I would’ve gotten you chocolate, but you need to lose some weight.

Every man would agree, that 14th of February should be celebrated in a fiscally but not sexually conservative way.

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My friends are the weirdest, craziest people I know but I love them. Happy Valentines’ Day everyone!

I wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day with all my heart, and lungs, and liver, and spleen…!

Today is February 14th – St. Valentine’s day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as extortion day.

Love doesn’t grow on trees like apples in Eden – it’s something you have to make. And you must use your imagination too.

Valentine’s day is the perfect day to tell you those 3 special words… Let’s get naked!

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Funny Valentine’s day wishes are the best wishes that you can use to cheer up your single friends with a little but sublime touch of humor & fun. They’ll smile and they’ll laugh like never before! We hope that you have enjoyed all the funny valentine messages and funny valentine day wishes from above, don’t be late to share with your desired person also you may share these funny valentine messages on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Pinterest or any other social media you like!